jueves, 21 de agosto de 2008

2 cosas


Novedades novedosas!

Pero no os las voy a contar.

(jodeos)

Cuando sean algo mas que meras posibilidades, os cuento (si, a los 4 gatos que pululais por ahi).


Y os dejo 2 canciones que..bueno, sacad conclusiones vosotros, que sois mayorcitos:

(atentos a las frases en negrita, que no tienen desperdicio)


"Demons"

My words confuse you
My eyes don’t move a blink
Cause it’s easier sometimes
Not to be sincere
Somehow I make you believe
Believe
When I speak I cross my fingers
Will you know you’ve been deceived?
I find a need to be the demon
A demon cannot be hurt
Honest is easy
Fiction is where genius lies

Cause it’s easier sometimes
Not to be involved
Somehow I make you believe
Believe
When I speak I cross my fingers
Will you know you’ve been deceived?
I find a need to be the demon
A demon cannot be hurt
When I speak I cross my fingers
Will you know you’ve been deceived?
I find a need to be the demon
A demon cannot be hurt
When I speak I cross my fingers
Will you know you’ve been deceived?
I find a need to be the demon
A demon cannot be hurt

--

Coconut skins

you can hold her hand
and show her how you cry
explain to her your weakness so she understands
and then roll over and die
or you can brave decisions
before you crumble up inside
spend your time asking everyone else's permission
then run away and hide
you can sit on chimneys
put some fire up your ass
no need to know what you're doing or waiting for
but if anyone should ask..
tell them i've been lickin' coconut skins
and we've been hanging out
tell them god just dropped by to forgive our sins
and relieve us our doubt

you can hold her eggs
but your basket has a hole
you can like between her legs and go looking for..
tell her you're searchin' for her soul

or you can wait for ages
watch your compost turn to coal
but time is contagious
everybody's getting old

so you can sit on chimneys
put some fire up your ass
no need to know what you're doing or looking for
but if anyone should ask..
tell them i've been cookin' coconut skins
and we've been hanging out
tell them god just dropped by to forgive our sins
and relieve us our doubt

Yup!

P.D: que qué tiene que ver la imagen? nada, pero a que mola Pocoyo?

viernes, 15 de agosto de 2008

Receta veraniegaaaargh!!

--Espaguetis a la ruleta rusa--

Como se hace?

Hazte una buena cantidad de espaguetis.

Ten la brillante idea de meter 2 guindillas cuando se esten cociendo los espaguetis.

Lo demas te la suda, porque como seas tan listo de no quitar las guindillas cuando sirvas el plato, te las jalaras por pura ley de murphy, y no vas a poder saborear nada hasta de aqui a dos dias.

Recomendamos tener garrafas y garrafas de agua cerca, y no acercarse a nada que tenga llama, porque con el aliento que consigues, riete tu de los potes de fabada.

Aviso legal: besar a tu novi@ despues de este plato se considera malos tratos, amen de una putada que no veas.

P.D: si tienes neuronas suficientes para acordarte de quitar las guindillas, una sugerencia es servir los espaguetis con mejillones, atun y un sofrito de cebolla y ajo con poco aceite.

Bon profit!